Exclusive SmS

Life is aktel clearly ahead,Friendship is city cell Palabe kothai, Relation is banglalink ajibon mayad,You are my grameen phone Durotto jotoi hok kase asi.

Black rose for enemies,Pink rose for relationship,yellow for only special friends,White rose for best friend and Red rose for love.So I gave you red rose.

Lover say I love you,Sky say I want you, Rain say I need you,Air say I feel you, But my heart say I miss you.

Khuda kisi ko kisi pa fida na kore, kore to qamat tak jud na kore,yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai me,lekin jee v to nahi pata tanhai me…..!

Fokir: Sir 10 ta taka dan.

Sir:10 taka kano?

Fokir:sir coffee khabo.

Sir:Cofee to 5 taka.

Fokir:Girlfriend o khabe.

Sir:Fokir houa girl friend banayso.

Fokir:na sir girlfriend amare fokie banaysa.

Mujha apko photo khichni ha?

Ready?

Eh-stedy

Haso…!

Click!

Devoloping…

Waah!

Bandor r ato sundor chobi.

Na chaho kisi ko is tarha k uski chahat apki kamjori banjaye..agar chaho to chaho kisi ko istarha k apki chahat uski zindigi banjaye.

Ei jiboner kono mahendro kone

Udash noyone

Khola moydane

Shisir veja ghaser upor

Sobuj bonanir dika takya

Kokhono ki

HEGACHO!

1 moneshe bole gasen

“Ei jibone sai sob chaya baro gadha,goru,stupid,idiot

ja bura angul diya tipa sms pore.”

Angul soraya luv nay.ja hoar hoya gase.

HA! HA! HA!

Luv is like a bird if u hold it sidely it will going to fly.

If u hold it tidely will going to die.

So don’t hold like this just hold your heart.

A=allah se daro

B=bismillah paro

C=chori mat karo

D=din sekho

E=elem hasil karo

F=faraz ada karo

G=gibot mat karo

H=haji karo

I=ibadat karo

J=jakat aday karo

K=kalema paro

L=locchame mat karo

M=mohammad ko chino

N=namaz aday karo

O=one allah biswas karo

P=prem islam ko sat karo

Q=quran pat karo.

R=ruza palon karo

S=sezda karo

T=towba karo

U=umra karo

V=valobaso Ma-baba k

W=wada palon karo

X=xtrem hou

Y=yasin paro

Z=zena mat karo

Amar sob tuku chaua paua Purno hoy jokhon tomar kotha vabi.

Ami shob tuku anondo peye jai jokhonsuni tomar hashi.

Amar sob tuku orthohin hoya jay jokhon tomar phone ta rakhe.

Somosto prithibi amar hoya jay jokhon tomay kacha ashi

Amar jibon srthok hobe jading tumi bolba “Tomay Valobashi”

Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose.

One day he proposes her but she refused.

She said I don’t love you. But bird daily came & proposes her.

Then white rose said when I’ll turn into red colors I’ll love u.

One day bird came & cut his wings& spread his blood on the rose& rose turned into red.

Then rose realized how much bird loves her!

But it’s too late.

The bird was dead.

So always respect love& fillings of a person who loves u.

Hurry up fill in the blanks with Ha or Na

1……ami manush na.

2……ame pagol.

3…….amar maton pagolar kono oshud nay.

Valobaso take ja tomake kosto day.

Kosto dyona take ja tomake valobase.

Prithibir jonno tumi sadharon ekjon holao

Karo jonno hoyto tumi osadharon.

“Sonali sokal,Rodela dupur,Paronto bikal,Godhuli sondhai& nizhom rate” I MISS U.

Kisu megh eka,kisu bristi suru,

Kisu alo biborno,kisu adhar ononto,

Kisu rat nirghum,kisu kosto ferari,

Kisu asa opurno,kisu somporka osomvob,

One of them is……………

Paglami chara Prem hoy na.

Mrittu chara jibon hoy na .

Dukkho chara sukh hoy na.

Mati chara kobor hoy na.

Dojokh chara bahast hoy na.

Ondhokar chara alo hoy na.

Manus chara ay prithibi sristi hoy na.

R Modon chara ay sms kau atokkhon ay sms pore na.

Wo aye mahfil main,magar khushie nehi,

Wo beithi to mari pass par dil se nahi,

Kon kehetahain karta nehi he payar

Kartaha to payar par hamse nahin.

Roti hua akho ma intajar hoti ha.

Na chahte hue bhi pyar hoti hai.

Q dakhta hai hum wo sapna jinki tutna par bhi unke sath hane ka intazar hota hai.

Ridoy jore joto valobasa sodhu tomak debo vabe.

Sopnil mone rongil asa sodho tomake pabo bole.

Mone jage ek rongin asa sudhu tomake valobasi vebe….

Pyar kornewala pareshan ho jate hai,

Devourse kornewala devdas ho jate ha.

Humse pyar kornewala sms expert bonjati ha.

SmS Quotes

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My Reality Check bounced.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

Funny sms jokes
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

Funny SmS

SMS Jokes

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

Funny SMS

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Free Love SmS

1.There were times you make me cry…..looking for a reason why…there were times you make me fly ….stay with me until I die….stay with me….

2. When the night comes, look at the sky .if u see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true. Because I did it and found u.

3.I have 4 chamber in my mind.1 is for my father, 1 is for my mother, 1is for my god and 1 is for me. I have no chamber for u. because u r my heart bit.

4. I feel some thing in my heart. it is like a little flame, every time I see u, this flame lights up, this flame is special for u. because I ………

5. Love under the star……they seem very far, but u r so close the star. I love star the most.

6. Don’t love 1; don’t love 2, but love 1 who love u.

7. If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My love for u is strong and brighter then any light. The way we must go is long, but we’ll win every fight.

8. Sometimes words are hard to hard to find, to from the perfect line to let u know you’re always on my mind!

9.2 live a life I need heart beat, 2 have a heart beat I need a heart,2 have a heart I need happiness, 2 have happiness I need a friend and 4 a friend I need u!

10. I asked god 4 a rose, he gave me garden. I asked god 4 a drop of water, he gave me ocean, I asked god 4 an angel and he gave me u!

রাতের শেষ সময় -আকাশ রেহমান

রাতের শেষ সময়

-আকাশ রেহমান

বাইরে প্রচন্ড হাওয়া বইছে,

রাতের এই স্নিগ্ধতায় হয়তো সবাই ঘুমিয়ে গেছে,

তবু কেন যেন মনে হয়,

এই শহরের কোন জানালার পাশে,

নয়তো কোন বারান্দার টবে দাড়িয়ে,

হয়তো কোন অতি পরিচিত একজন,

আনমনে এখনও রাতের তারা দেখছে।

চোখ দুটো আজ তার কান্নায় ছলছলে,

হয়তো মনে মনে বলছে,”কেমন করে পারলে?”

হাজারো উত্তরহীন প্রশ্ন তার মনে,

তবু আজ সে একটা কথাই জানে-

“তুমি এখন অনেক দূরে,

ঐ আকশের তারা গুলোর ভীড়ে,

হয়তো আজও দেখছ আমায়,

রাতের এই শেষ সময়ে।”